Have you ever drank a potion to give you eternal beauty only to discover that you’ve become the walking dead?

Have you ever used your telekinetic abilities to send a notorious serial killer back to the watery grave that you awoke him from?

Have you ever been possessed by a demonic prom queen who is hellbent on reclaiming both her crown and title?

Have you ever used your motorized, souped-up wheelchair to outrun a vengeful werewolf who’s been picking off townsfolk, one by one?

Have you ever suspected that your mysterious new neighbor is a blood thirsty vampire who’s hellbent on seducing your underage girlfriend?

Have you ever been so tormented by a relationship that you completely ignore your child and hire a private investigator to follow your estranged spouse?

Have you ever used an advanced computer application to summon a demon, invoke their spirit, and seek revenge on a motley crew of assholes?

Have you ever decided to expose your stalker on national television leading you to seek refuge at a colony inhabited by homewrecking werewolves?

Have you ever traveled across the world to study ballet in Germany only to discover that you're training under a grisly coven of witches?

Have you ever married a man so desperate for stardom that he became friendly with a group of satanic seniors and agreed to have you carry the son of the devil himself?

It's Awards Season, y'all! Join us as we celebrate the best (and worst) of Horror Fried's second season: Queer Horror!

Have you ever hidden inside your local Spirit Halloween in hopes of frolicking inside after closing time, but soon realizing that a grouchy spirit from the past wants to possess your body?

Have you ever been thrown into the wilderness to practice traditional gender roles after being sent away to a backwoods summer camp known for practicing conversion therapy?

Did you and your friends ever cause a car accident from the back of a school bus, disturbing an ancient witch from a shallow grave and awakening all the serial killers from your small town’s haunted past?

Have you ever directed an erotic thriller based on a series of grizzly attacks on gay pornographic actors in hopes to win back the love of a film editor you so desperately desire?

Have you ever been so obsessed with perfection that you revisited a very decorated past to overcome childhood trauma and reclaim your star power by instigating a series of not-so-unfortunate events?

Have you ever taken an impromptu road trip at 3AM to the Icelandic countryside after being awakened to a cryptic voicemail from your ex-boyfriend?

Have you ever recruited an old family friend, two psychopathic twins and a meth addict with rotten teeth to form an amateur film crew and commit murder in order to save a rundown theater for a shot at fame?

Has your BFF ever been sacrificed for the fame and fortune of a lousy one-hit wonder, only to return as a demon with well delivered puns, beautiful skin and a hunger for the blood of teenage boys?

We’ve got a hard-on for Jennifer Tilly, can’t you tell?

This movie is super gay. (That’s it. That’s the description.)

Love can make a person do crazy things, especially when you’re repressing your homosexuality in dangerous ways.

Our favorite Aussie joins the” beautiful ones” to become “the flawless four” as we tackle one of the most iconic dark comedies of our generation.

If you thought Showgirls was “absolutely frightening”, then you’ll love Bound!

Imitation is often considered the highest form of flattery, but this bitch is crazy!

The Lament Configuration, or the world’s deadliest Rubik’s Cube, is no match for “final girl” Kirsty!

Pelvic thrusts and kink clubs and towel snaps and sweaty boys in briefs, oh my!

Welcome to Camp Arawak, y’all! Where kids can be kids and grown men with hairy chests and crop tops can be kids, too!

Forget what you thought you knew about classic vampire lore because this film chews it up and spits it out!

It becomes very clear that we’re watching a story about Lucifer, but we can’t help but notice similarities between the archangels and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Originally entitled Mother’s Dead before eventually becoming Night Warning during distribution, we can’t decide if this film is a queer horror classic or just plain homophobic.

The boys review and discuss Jim Sharman’s 1975 film The Rocky Horror Picture Show, starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick and Richard O’Brien. A long-time favorite for both Mike and Michael, but a first-time watch for Keith. Truly shocking! As it turns out, Rocky isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but there isn’t a shortage of Horror Fried hotties in this campy classic.

It’s Awards Season, y’all! Join us as we celebrate the best (and worst) of Horror Fried’s inaugural season and whet your appetite with a preview of what’s next!

The boys review and discuss David Blue Garcia’s 2022 film Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Starring Elsie Fisher, Sarah Yarkin, Moe Dunford, Mark Burnham and Olwen Fouéré.

The boys review and discuss Gerard Bush and Christopher Renz’s 2020 film Antebellum. Starring Janelle Monáe, Jena Malone, Eric Lange, Tongayi Chirisa and Gabourey Sidibe.

The boys review and discuss Mark Newton’s 2017 film Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies. Starring Timothy Haug, Escalante Lundy, Susan McPhail and Moses J. Moseley.

The boys review and discuss Quentin Tarantino’s 2007 film Death Proof. Starring Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, Zoë Bell and Rose McGowan.

The boys review and discuss James Gunn’s 2006 film Slither. Starring Elizabeth Banks, Nathan Fillion, Michael Rooker and Jenna Fischer. Featuring special guest, Meggy Blaine.

The boys review and discuss Rob Schmidt’s 2003 film Wrong Turn. Starring Eliza Dushku, Desmond Harrington, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Jeremy Sisto.

The boys review and discuss Victor Salva’s 2001 film Jeepers Creepers. Starring Gina Philips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck, Patricia Belcher and Eileen Brennan.

The boys review and discuss Jim Gillespie’s 1997 film I Know What You Did Last Summer. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prince, Jr. and Ryan Phillipe. Featuring a special guest, our dear friend Steve Gerula.

Swoon, y’all! Join us as we discuss and countdown our favorite Horror Hunks! Featuring a very special guest, our gal pal Michelle Hingston.

The boys review and discuss Lucio Fulci’s 1981 film The Beyond. Starring Catriona MacColl, David Warbeck, Cinzia Monreale and Antoine Saint-John.

The boys review and discuss Sam Raimi’s 1981 film The Evil Dead. Starring Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Richard DeManincor, Betsy Baker and Theresa Tilly.

The boys review and discuss Charles B. Pierce’s 1976 film The Town That Dreaded Sundown. Starring Ben Johnson, Andrew Prine and Dawn Wells.

The boys review and discuss Tobe Hooper’s 1976 film Eaten Alive. Starring Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones, Marilyn Burns and Kyle Richards.

The boys review and discuss Robert Aldrich’s 1964 film Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte. Starring Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, Joseph Cotten, and Agnes Moorehead.

Join us as we discuss our recent trip to Atlanta, including the Days of the Dead horror convention.

Join us as we discuss the baddest bitches in horror and countdown our favorite Final Girls!

Meet the boys, y'all! Join us as we introduce ourselves, our podcast and our passion for horror!